Fuckman

Recent History


Fuckman was Artoo DeeToos best friend. They may have fought and wanted to fight and hated eachother but deep they both loved eachother. I miss you man. You were the best of us. Fuckman was known to be a blunt fucking asshole with a drinking problem. He was also known to fake his death on numerous ocations. Following the events of "Drunk Driving 4 Charity" Fuckman passed away while participating in a spontaneus combustion challenge.

He will forever be missed. Rest In Peace.

Old History
Fuck man, sometimes spelled Fckman and often referred to simply as Fuckman!, was a cool lil guy educated to interact with organics, taught primarily for etiquette and protocol. He was fluent in over six million forms of communication, and developed a give-em-hell attitude personality throughout his many decades of operation. Along with his counterpart, the lil guy Artoo, Fuckman constantly found himself directly involved in pivotal moments of galactic history, and aided in saving the galaxy on many occasions.

Fuckman was created from spare parts by Gnavling, a human slave who lived in Denmark, a country on the outer rim of decency. Shortly after Kalmarunionen, Fuckman's memory was lost due to a alcohol disaster, though Artoo's memory was not. Fuckman and Artoo were assigned to the American justice system, where they served senator Joe Biden for nineteen years.

They became embroiled in the Civil War when Monica Lewinsky of the Rebels entrusted them to bring a copy of Camp Rock movies to Master Justin Treadaedue of Canada. After meeting Gnavling's son, Justin and the smuggler [redacted], the lil spunky guys helped rescue princess Monica from Gnavlings tyrannical grip. They became directly attached to the three humans, helping them and their rebellion defeat imperialism and restore freedom to the world, most notably when he convinced the bears in the siberian tundra to aid the rebels at The High School Musical Watchparty.

Following The High School Musical Watchparty, Fuckman continued serving Gnavlings descendents and [redacted] during the time of the New Banana Republic. About thirty years after the events in High School Musical, Fuckman was still an aide to Monica Lewinsky, who had become a General in the Resistance, a private military group opposed to the Auth Right Agenda, a military junta that emulated the old times. By that time, Fuckman's language database had been updated so that he could understand and communicate in over seven million different forms of communication, including ancient weird dialects.

He was drunk and cocaine throughout most of his life.