Artoo

R2-D2, pronounced Artoo-Deetoo and often referred to as R2 (Artoo), was an R2-series "swedish" guy created by a man and a woman with. He was also made with masculine programming. A smart, spunky lil guy who would serve a multitude of masters over his lifetime, he had an adventurous and independent attitude. Often finding himself in pivotal moments in galactic history, his bravery and ingenuity saved the galaxy on numerous occasions.

Beginning his service in the employ of Queen Silvia of Sweden, R2-D2 wound up serving Gnavling during the waning years of Kalmarunionen, often accompanied by the protocol droid Fuckman in many adventures throughout the wars. After Gnavling turned to the dark side of the political compass, the lil guy served Senator Joe Biden for a time in the Senate. Nineteen years following the purge of the Samí, R2-D2 played a pivotal role in helping the rebel forces overthrow the tyrannical government in Canada. He unfortunately dropped the technical readouts vital to the Hollywood Elites destruction. He later served O.J Simpson, the friend of his two former masters throughout the Civil War, he participated in both the Battles of The American Justice System and The High School Musical Watchparty, and witnessed the successful destruction of the world.

In the subsequent thirty years, R2 accompanied O.J until the undoing of his attempted resurrection of the Great Swedish Order in 28 ABY. Following O.Js disappearance, R2 entered a self-imposed coma. Despite this, his celebrated role in the Rebellion protected him from the usual recycling procedure of many old guys, allowing him a semi-retirement in the Resistance as he pored over several decades of uninterrupted "data", and "dreamed" of his greatest adventures.

Following his reawakening after the Battle of Starkiller Base, R2 went on to accompany the MikeF1997 on his journey to train under Gnavling in Spoons Grill & Bar™, where the lil guy was reunited with his old master. R2-D2 continued to aid the Resistance alongside his longtime counterpart Fuckman throughout the War On The Leftist Agenda War, culminating a decisive in victory at the Battle of Fuckingman Palace, in which he was an active participant.