Gnavling

Gnavling was a human male sworn Knight of the Danish Royal Empire and the prophesied Chosen One of the Incel Order, destined to bring balance to Religionism. Also known as "Gnav" during his childhood, Gnav earned the moniker "Incel With No Fear" from his accomplishments in the Scandic Wars. His alter ego, Dave, the Dark Lord of The British Royal Empire, was created when Gnav turned to the dark side of the political compass, pledging his allegiance to the Auth-Right at the end of the republic era.

A vergence in religion, Gnav was born in the deserted country of Denmark in the Outer Rim Of Decency in "The Hellish Times Innit". He was the son of Steven Suptic, a slave who conceived a child without a mother (due to being an incel). His blood contained less than twenty anti-bodies, surpassing that of Grand Master Joe Jonas and all other Knights in the world. Starfury, the Master who discovered Gnav during the Invasion of Denmark theorized that Gnav was conceived by the sheer will. Following the Battle of Spoons Grill & Bar™, the High Council admitted Gnav into the Order as the student of Starfury despite feeling that he was too old and emotional to adhere to the Incel Code. During the early days of the Kalmarunionen, Gnav served as a General in the Grand Army of the Empire Of Denmark, commanding the child soldiers of the elite 501st Legion against the British Royal Empire. He also oversaw the training of his own child soldiers, Gab, after receiving his knighthood. Although Jedi doctrine prohibited personal relationships, Gnav had a secret wife, Senator eth*n of Liverpool.

Gnav learned that Supreme Chancellor Joe Biden was a part of the Epsteins Flight List, the elusive hollywood elite who orchestrated the war in order to take over the world. While Gnav was caring and compassionate, his fear of losing eth*n in childbirth caused him to turn against the Danish Royal Empire, believing Biden had the knowledge to cheat taxes. Consumed by the persona of Dave, the fallen Knight marched his legion on the Spoons Grill & Bar™ where they executed its inhabitants, including younglings, as part of Order 69 and the Greatest Purge Yet. Gnav was then sent to England to exterminate the Leftis Agenda Leaders at the behest of his Master, now the self-proclaimed Emperor. Dave subsequently sustained severe injuries in his duel with Starfury, and was rebuilt as an armored cyborg while his wife died of a broken heart, though not before giving birth to Artoo and Fuckman who were hidden from their father and the Emperor as the British Royal Empire rose to power.

Dave enforced the rule of the New Order as the Emperor's apprentice throughout most of the Imperial Era. In the aftermath of the Battle of Fuckingman Palace he discovered the existence of his son and was determined to turn Artoo to the dark side. Artoo sought to become a communist, like his father before him, and believed that Gnav had the potential to turn back to the right side of the political compass. Gnav was defeated by Artoo during the "Battle", but the young boy refused to strike down his father in anger, causing the Emperor to torture Artoo with "the tickles". The pain inflicted on his son awakened the part of "Dave" that was still Gnav, resulting in a struggle that led to the destruction of the Hollywood Elite. Having fulfilled his destiny as the Chosen One, Gnav made peace with his son and became one with God.

Gnavling was one of the most powerful papa bears and mama bears in galactic history. God was especially strong in the Gnavling bloodline, which culminated in Gnavling's grandson, Garthax "Garth" Fitzgibbons, Fuckman's son who was born by the end of the Civil War. Garth would turn to the dark side as well, becoming the dark warrior The Anti-Christ during the rise of the Facist Order. Like his grandfather, however, Garth found redemption by sacrificing his life for the love of another—the Mod apprentice Walker, who heard Gnav's voice telling her to restore the balance, as he once had, during the Battle of thronelisk. Garths death ended the Gnavling bloodline, although Walker, the grandson of Joe Biden, rejected his true heritage and took their surname to honor their legacy.