Chappie (2015)



Some gangsters, Ninja (not the streamer i dont think), Yolandi (not Yoda i dont think) and Amerika (not the country i dont think), find Deon Wilson and a robot inside his van (not in a creepy way i dont think). When Deon installs microsoft paint inside, the robot responds in a child terror, anytime he saw a child he got soooo fucking scared like a little bitch. Deon and Yolandi clam the robot down and teach it new words (no slurs i dont think) (actually probably a couple slurs) (actually a bunch of slurs). Yolandi names the robot Chappie on account of it's chapped lips. Whenever someone says something Chappie mimics them like a fucking 5 year old. When Deon wants the robot, Ninja forces him out of their hideout.

Yolandi wants to mother Chappie (but not in a creepy way i dont think), but Ninja grows impatient due to the battery running out of juice which gives him 5 days to live. Ninja tries to teach Chappie how to be a gangster (for examples how to shoot gun in cool way) and leaves him to fend for himself in dangerous neighborhoods were he is attacked by a group of thugs (in a creepy way i think) and when he escapes he is seized by the famous actor Hugh Jackieman, who plans to use the robot to replace him in X-Men but later found out Chappie could not grow sideburns (on account of his chapped lips) he then also found out about Chappie in the gangsters' hideout (located in south africa i think) and he successfully takes the guard for his own use which he wants to use to deactivate Tetravaal weapons, with the exception of the MOOSE (this one might be the animal). When Chappie escapes High Jakman, he goes to the hideout where Yolandi (still not sure if Yoda) scolds Ninja's mistreatment of Chappie (child abuse???). Ninja forgives and teaches him martial arts and how to handle weapons. Ninja and Amerika (the continent) trick Chappie into stealing cars and lie about stealing money for Chappie's body. When Chappie attacks the first person's car he damages the car with a crowbar but in a cool kinda way.

At Tetravaal, when Hugg Jacmen install the guard key, all the police robots including Chappie get shut down (#NeverForget), causing Johannesburg's (South Africa me thinks) criminals to riot on streets. Deon fixes Chappie at Tetravaal. The restarted Chappie finds a helmet that is used for controlling the MOOSE (i do not longer believe it is the animal). At the hideout, the helmet is re-engineered to transfer his consciousness into a computer, which he will use to transfer bodies using only a stack of Playstation 4s when his current body dies. Ninja's gang uses Chappie to attack a police van and steal money which is seen on the news and the Tetravaal guards pursue them. When Chappie finds out that Ninja lied to him the whole time he tries to kill him (just family drama no biggie). When the MOOSE (starting to question wether or not it actually is the animal), controlled by Jugh Hackman arrives in the hideout, Hegh Heckmen tries to kill those siding with Chappie. At the hideout Amerika (not the country at all) and Hippo (the animal, pronounced hippiehoppotamus) get killed. When Ninja is about to be killed, Yolandi sacrifices herself. Chappie destroys the MOOSE (the animal) by detonating a bomb on it while Deon is badly hurt.

Chappie, enraged by Yolandi's death goes to Tetravaal and severely beats Wolverine. Chappie drives mortally and morally wounded Deon to a factory and transfers his body to a robotic body, using the helmet used to control the MOOSE (not the animal???). Later Chappie transfers his dying body to a robotic body. Ninja finds a flash drive marked "Mommy's Consciousness Test Backup"(in a creepy way), which contains a copy of Yolandi's consciousness. Chappie hacks into Tetravaal's manufacturing facility, builds a robot resembling Yolandi and uploads the drive's contents.

Still not sure if I dreamt this or what but I've cried 5 times while writing this