No Context Meetup of 2023

The No Context Meetup of 2023 is widely regarded by historians as being one of the most important and devastating events of all time. Casualties: 6.

Causes:


 * Death of Queen Elizabeth, widowing of Gnavling.
 * Second marriage of Garthax and Walker.
 * Donald J. Trump re-election, after forceful brain-slug removal.
 * The Great European Exodus.
 * Discord purchased by Wells & Fargo.

Direct Consequences:


 * The Twelve Regents arrive from Ganymede.
 * North Korea ramps up nuclear weapons testing.
 * Barack Obama MIA in the Cavern of Screaming Souls.
 * The "Dimensional Tear" drains 14% of earth freshwater in two weeks.
 * Famous streamer-turned-orthodontist Steve Suptic becomes first paraplegic to take the Iron Throne.
 * Nintendo Wii 2 announced.
 * Nepal disappears.